Our recent trip to Disneyland not only provided my 10 year old with a fabulous birthday memories, but somehow, my camera became filled with disturbing images of bad fashion. While I'm usually not terribly snarky about what others are wearing, there were just too many fashion faux-pas to resist on that lovely January day. Upon exiting the parking tram, the above jeans (circa 1982) were spotted. Pocketless, high-waisted jeans with "v" sewn on and the back and embellished with metal snaps were NEVER a good look-especially with visible panty-lines. I have a feeling if there HAD been pockets in these pants, her lover's hand would have been snuggly ensconced in them!
The next sighting (thank you Rach), was of a lovely teenage girl. In case you can't see, her shirt reads, "I LOVE SHOES, BOOZE, AND BOYS WITH TATTOOS". Her mother must be proud.
This picture doesn't even come close to doing the "real-life" version justice, so you'll have to trust me a bit. The above offender was at LEAST in her early fifties and sporting PURPLE hair, with bleached blonde tendrils curled around her face. Lovely.
Now this is something I'll never understand. Disneyland requires walking-lots of it. WHY in the world anyone would want to wear high-heels is beyond me. Plus, tights with bright yellow shorts are ALWAYS sexy. Right?
"Hey honey...I'll wear my fedora if you wear your beret!"
This guy was too cute, and obviously aware I was taking his picture. That said, no grown man should wear a t-shirt sporting Donald Duck-even at Disneyland. He's also wearing a nice collection of Disney pins-complete with lanyard. And oh yeah, his wife was wearing Daisy Duck. Awwwww.
Ma and Pa Kettle-ASIAN style
"Um, Lady???....I believe this is a family park." I couldn't get a true front shot, but it was tremendous.
"Free to Be Me" was taken a little far by this boy.
Awwww...the lovely newleyweds. Nothing says, "I'm happy to be married" like wearing bride and groom mouse ears. The crack is a nice touch too.
Rachel, this one's for you (she HATES it when people wear these foam hats and has to refrain from knocking them off people's heads).
I'm pretty sure the crocheted beanie was a gift for the little one residing in her stroller.
More high heels-patent leather stilletos no less!
Um...yea.
The obligatory black sock with white legs...NICE!
Family Cruise...I think not. Wowza.
Perhaps a flesh-colored wrap isn't the BEST idea.
The original "scr** me" pump
Way to cheer for the team!
Patchwork jeans...Proudly worn
WNTW on display
Obama MAMA!
This lady got creative and fashioned her own dress out of a blanket...very ingenious...or is it?
Cruises...what better excuse to dig out the prom dress?
Showing off her inner "senorita"...the white shoes are a nice touch (mind you this was formal night).
A FINE group of females!
This lovely bride decided to celebrate her recent nuptuals by playing blackjack...without her groom. Aaaahhhh...the romance.
The black shoes, black socks, and white legs strike again!
Hey...at least they weren't shorty robes.
But the wetsuit was!
I'm a little scared
And last but certainly NOT LEAST...this man channeled his inner "Heff". Oh my.
And last but not least...this lady was READY to ride the jungle cruise! ***I'd like to give a special thanks to Rachel and Hailey, my lovely assistants and a special apology to RJ who was offended by our antics that day.
