April 7, 2008

Naked Missionary Experience

So, in all my 35 years of life, I've never had this happen! Last week, I was getting my monthly massage (I KNOW I'm a total brat) and I realized I had forgotten my underwear! Those who wear "G"s know why this is so important. Anyway, I decided to suck it up and tell my therapist that he just had to be extra careful with the strategic sheet tucking this time 'cause I forgot my underwear. Then, because I didn't want him thinking I walked around without underwear, I told him that I usually wear a religious garment. So....what started as an embarrassing situation, actually turned into a pretty cool talk about the church. Weird, but cool. What was your craziest missionary experience???
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8 comments:

  1. Hazen5April 7, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    When you told me this story Friday night I was cracking up! I can just imagine you talking about our Savior, Naked with another man! You are a true missionary!

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  2. SUMMERApril 7, 2008 at 3:10 PM

    You ARE a brat for getting 1 a month... that is my dream! I had missionary experiences like that when I worked at Hurley and had to wear their low rider pants... people would ask me daily what was popping out from behind! Ha! :)

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  3. Rachel GarcesApril 7, 2008 at 7:27 PM

    Wish I had a funny missionary story. I'm not the best missionary I guess. Something to work on. But congrats on the massage thing. How do I talk Nick into letting me do that?

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  4. queenieweenieApril 7, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    Rachel G...it's called, "It's my birthday and my husband waited till the last minute to get me a present so he bought me a membership at a Massage place". It's called Massage Envy and it's right down the street-so convenient!

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  5. MarcieApril 7, 2008 at 8:19 PM

    That story is too funny! I think that takes the cake with strange missionary experiences! :P

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  6. shaylaApril 8, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    I double dog DARE you to share your missionary experience at testimony meeting!!!! Did you ever get ms. midget with the micro hands that I got? I'm so glad you've actually used your membership--a little jealous over here.

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  7. TammiApril 12, 2008 at 1:45 AM

    My craziest was while I was sweating to death on the stairmaster at the gym...with a guy that I thought was hitting on me at first--turns out he was just a new pastor and wanted to spread the Good Word...And here I was thinkin' "maybe I don't look so beat and tired afterall"...we had a great talk though!

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  8. NatalieApril 12, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    weeeeeeenie!!!! HI! i miss you! i love your cute blog with your cute family and your hilarious stories. you're the best.

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